Wombat For Hire

@bosonicvinegar@meow.social
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🛠️ Name's Emmet. Your friendly neighborhood repair wombat!

🖥️ Software maker
👽 Weird fiction writer
⚛️ Science liker
🎨 Art by others!

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PronounsHe/him
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"So, Mister Underwood, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is small."

This is what can happen if somebody leaves the door to the lab unlocked. Somebody should quickly reload a previous save. Oh—actually the lab has a time machine. Same thing.

A noncanonical bad ending by A-Kitsune [https://www.furaffinity.net/user/a-kitsune/]

Some say that the constant pain of his injuries, along with the sheer amount of blood he spilled to become the terror of the oceans, finally drove him mad enough to pursue his reckless scheme.

Others who know him well attribute to him an almost supernatural clarity of vision. Though whether his inspiration comes from above or below remains to be seen.

Meanwhile Emmet & Sully are still trying to figure out what they're up against. They thought that whatever force set him hurtling forward in time also slowed his aging. But the fact that he seemed older in 1700 than 1890, and had many more irrecoverable injuries, pointed to a more subtle mechanism at play.

Ref sheet by Tanuklear [https://www.furaffinity.net/user/tanukibomb/]

Just because it has a large surface area doesn't mean you're clear to land on it.

A public service announcement from the Wombat Council.

Artwork by Tanuklear [https://www.furaffinity.net/user/tanukibomb/]

Proud kitty, mean kitty
From the Old Stone Age
Loud kitty, scared kitty
Rage rage rage

His fur is actually quite soft, and he does purr. Not that you're likely to hear it, morsel.

Expression sheet of Victor by Krysiilys [https://linktr.ee/Krysiilys]

"Jer, stop it! Stop! I'm gonna... I'm gonna..."

But Jeremy didn't stop. "Oh yeah? What're ya gonna do, Stringbean?"

"I mean it! I'm gonna... *HONK!*"

Jeremy set Sully down, backing away in a mix of confusion and shock.

That wasn't the sound a tickled ferret normally made.

(A gift piece by A-Kitsune [https://www.furaffinity.net/user/a-kitsune/])

I felt that Luke needed a design variant that was slightly more anthro. Before he was basically an accessories-wearing animal.

This version of him *would* get called out if he showed up to your high society soirée not wearing any pants.

(He's still going to do it.)

Ref sheet by Fernanda Wolf [https://alovelydog.carrd.co].

Sully's like the son that Emmet never had. And all parents—informally adoptive or not—know precisely how to embarrass their kids by showing they've been keeping up with "their" slang.

I don't know how Emmet came across that term and Sully certainly doesn't. I guarantee he's ignorant of the history behind it and explaining it to him would be far more trouble than it's worth.

But give Emmet a break. He's a few years away from being the age where you give someone points for not saying anything horrifically racist at a dinner party. And... he has a history with koalas and we'll just leave it at that.

Artwork by A-Kitsune [https://www.furaffinity.net/user/a-kitsune/]

Sully and Jeremy are boyfriends. They share some interests. Though the Sullster is a bit more old-school than his Jer Jer.

Sully Link and Jeremy Link are both by Honeydew Wolf [https://bsky.app/profile/honeydewwolf.bsky.social]

The Box seemed to turn quiescent after Dagskwerhe touched it. The strange lights it emitted were no more. Perhaps the spirit it contained had fallen asleep. Perhaps the whole experience had been nothing more than another vision, a waking dream of worlds without substance.

But Dagskwerhe had changed. He knew this even though he could not yet describe it. The Box slept, but something inside him was now awake.

He decided to take it with him, in case it had more to teach him.

Artwork by BigSquig [https://www.furaffinity.net/user/bigsquig/]

Emmet has a whole arsenal of directed energy weapons in "period-accurate" chassis. When going back in time you want both plausible deniability and firepower.

Thus the "Blunderbuster"—disguised as a flintlock pistol, but packing, shall we say, a bit more pep. Perfect for mixing with pirates and other high seas scalawags, which is exactly what he intends to do.

Here we see him putting it through its paces... which mainly means going through a sequence of dramatic poses.

Artwork by Alexander Johnson [https://alexjohnson93.carrd.co]