Every so often I remember that at one point Bart Simpson was fluent in French and it has never come up again since
bootblacksubwoofer
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@taber Me watching Saltburn: …Oh god please don’t [Horrific Thing I Want to Say but Spoilers]
Character Literally 9 Seconds Later: [Horrific Thing I Want to Say but Spoilers]
Proof of life post. Gotta love ADHD and forgetting to actually so social media things. 😅
@aphyr Honestly I was really icked about ABDL play until a friend of mine padded me and made me feel so goddamned safe 🥰
It’s almost better than therapy
@Nephilim I agree but it’s giving Quagmire “Origami keeps my hands busy and my mind off sex” vibes
…”I wonder how many of those Basic Swamp cards I can fit up my bum”
Also apparently I really like Speedroids now, which is weird to say as a Magnet Warrior stan
Probably the biggest one so far: Found a guy near work who is now my (very slowburn) Handler. It’s so different from my previous experiences. I just assumed only the first meeting was a given so try everything you can and leave no room for regret. Now I get to actually slow down and evaluate the BDSM experience on a step by step basis. It’s deliciously frustrating. Like emotional edging.
God I hate ADHD sometimes. I keep forgetting I’m on here and OOOH BOY have there been some developments. 😲
Trump and Vance are Boeing whistleblowers. Pass it on.
Update: Two orgasms and neither of them were mine. Walked out and saw a message on Scruff asking to use my hole. Slüt status achieved. 😁