Dear FXX, Why have you cut out Marge joining in on 🎶You Don’t win friends with salad🎶? #TheSimpsons

I made hummus 😊

What do you do when you have a ton of cabbage to use up? You make Cabbage… Parm?! You might be thinking to yourself, “How would that work exactly?” To which I’d tell you it works wonderfully! #dinner

Personal pizzas anyone? Toppings: Pineapple, Onion, Sausage. 😁 #dinner

::Checks Women’s bracket:: Aww! Busted again! Oh well. #MarchMadness

Happy Vernal Equinox, Northern Hemisphere!! http://youtu.be/-4kTei0XrCs #Spring #Vivaldi #LaPrimavera

::Checks bracket:: Whoops! Already broken. Oh well. I only ever fill it in for amusement. This is, however, the first year my bracket busted after the literal first game of the tournament. #MarchMadness

This batch of potato salad, that I just finished making, is now in the refrigerator for later. #Dinner

Imagine being angry that #Firefly might be returning because the actors want to bring it back as an ::checks notes:: Animated Series and not live action! There really is no pleasing fandom, I swear! (In case it is unclear: I am pleased as punch that this might be happening!)