Went to work unshaven today (maybe 4 days of stubble). No one said anything when I said good morning to them. But I still felt wrong, so I bought a razor mid-morning and shaved. Still no one said anything!

Gosh darn it I miss peak Twitter.

Is it a bit weird for the guy at my local Vietnamese place (where I’m a regular) to say “have a good night brother” when he’s not black, nor do I appear to be particularly religious?

Also while we’re talking about stupid things the removal of E2E encrypted messages on Instagram is patently ridiculous. Their reasoning was “low uptake due to opt-in nature”, which seems insane to me, doubly so because this is the same company that auto opted-in everyone to E2E encrypted messaging for Facebook Messenger? Like WTF? Just do the same for Insta and get some positive press for a change?

Words I actually said today: “What’s the manosphere? Is it like, a sphere of men?” Because honestly I would much rather be ignorant than be involved in whatever rubbish that is.

It’s not that I hate Brisbane weather or anything, Brisbane weather is great six months out of the year. But on days like this, when it’s 99% humidity and 28° at 8am, it really makes me think about moving elsewhere.

If the Apple Australia press release article still mentions “pounds” by the time you read this, whilst also referring to our local currency, you’ll know that Apple is slipping. https://www.apple.com/au/newsroom/2026/03/say-hello-to-macbook-neo/

A fun game I like to play when I see a man and a woman together in public is… “girlfriend, or sister”?

Was gonna toot something about it being a nice 35° outside in the shade, but that was before I started sweating. Now it’s just hot.

Ooooh not having a choice in energy provider pays off because Origin offers access to The Good Guys Commercial… bargains here I come!