Mastodawn

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Natasha

🇪🇺1h ago

Why you shouldn't trust a pigeon to make you a good latte🥛

bimmer 9m ago

SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE 1h ago

(at Applebee's): I'll have the bees
Waiter: excellent choice sir

bimmer 23m ago

walkies enthusiast 44m ago

I think we should start referring to bluesky as Bainsky

bimmer 24m ago

Greg the Miller 59m ago

i wish i had cheese filled fried jalapenos but i’m a jalapeno pauper

bimmer 26m ago

geet 11h ago

if time is money then all my assets are tied up in gooning

bimmer 45m ago

Kierkethumbs up convincingly 1d ago

Turns out Iran is not an unarmed suburban mom in a SUV

bimmer 53m ago

Staff Chief of Joints 4h ago

I can tell it's the equinox because when the earth's axis is straight up and down is the only time my balls hang evenly.

@checkervest I saw this meme on bsky yesterday

bimmer 58m ago

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Coral 😷2d ago

Bonus-bonus, because I was hoping to find that image online instead of on my phone (yeah, of course I keep it in my saved images, have you met me??), and I ran across this:

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Steph (spring version???)5h ago

If anyone is hiring or knows of someone who is hiring remotely in the UK or locally in NI for an astrophysics PhD who is cracking with Python, knows a bit of SQL and cloud computing, is experienced in both data analysis and software development, and is ALSO uncannily quick to learn new things, then hit me up.

ETA: Just to be clear: I'm not looking for astrophysics jobs. My experience in astro was largely in big data wrangling and software dev so that's what I'm after now!

#getFediHired

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