Christian Biggins

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Developer of digital things. Taxi to daughters. Slave to dogs. Creator of sau.com.au. Survivor of Aortic dissection. Carrier of Loeys-dietz. Cautiously hopeful for the future of man/woman/other kind.

Living in Gadigal country (AKA Sydney), Eora Nation (AKA Australia). Always was, always will be, Aboriginal land.

Header picture: Bowie my kelpie. Has chronic and untreatable FOMO. This is her while I take things out of the car.

Follow my Pixelfed; https://pixelfed.social/@nonotchris

18+I swear a lot.
2nd homehttps://sau.com.au
Terrible atTalking about myself.
Good atSelf criticism.
Christian BigginsJan 14

Cranky bastard. Hilarious that the kids won this one.

Move house, add a gate the kids can use or just chuck them back over. Not that hard. Life's too short to be a fucking Grinch.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-14/tasmanian-man-hoarding-footballs-convicted-of-dangerous-driving/106223894?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=other

Man hoarding footballs convicted of dangerous driving and fined after years-long 'pranking' by kids

A Tasmanian man who had "had enough" after becoming the target of "pranks" by kids, had hoarded "hundreds" of footballs kicked into his yard from the neighbouring school, a court hears.

ABC News
Christian BigginsJan 9

🤦🖕

Toyota GR Yaris pulled after 'reckless' driving breaches standards - Torquecafe.com
https://torquecafe.com/toyota-news-gr-yaris-ad-breach-australian-advertising-standards/

‘Reckless’ Toyota hot hatch ad banned in Australia

Toyota may be the biggest car brand in Australia, but that doesn’t mean it’s immune from the occasional misstep, with

Torquecafe.com
Christian BigginsJan 7

Ahh yes. Nestle.

Nestle issues global recall of some baby formula products over toxin fears - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2yvx8gnnpo

Nestle issues global recall of some baby formula products over toxin fears

The food giant discovered some batches of SMA infant and follow-on formula could lead to vomiting

Christian BigginsJan 7
@TheNovemberMan I agree with everything you said. 👌
Christian BigginsJan 7

'Just hours after Saturday's Venezuela operation, Mr Miller's wife, Katie Miller, posted on X a map of Greenland painted with the Stars and Stripes, accompanied by the text "SOON".'

Katie Miller being the wife of the white house chief of staff (lack of capitals intentional.)

The childishness of this just beggars belief. The entire article just reeks of a dick swinging competition.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-07/european-leaders-back-greenland-after-trump-threats/106205394?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=other

Military force 'always an option' for Greenland, White House says

The US president and his officials are continuing to push for an American takeover of the Danish territory, saying the island is needed for national security.

ABC News
Show threadChristian BigginsJan 3
@aramba I was just talking shit and tbh I hope yours ends up in the same basket too. 🤞
Show threadChristian BigginsJan 3

@aramba No. See he only attacks when people don't expect it, like a bully throwing a cowards punch when you can't defend yourself.
He spoke openly about Greenland and Canada, also very bully like, they're in the too hard basket so he'll threaten but won't act.

Typical cowardly bully.

Christian BigginsJan 3
TehutiJan 3
Can't settle on a health care plan, but we can kidnap the president of Venezuela.
Show threadChristian BigginsJan 3
@brothersoul tough times bro. No need to be strong always.
Show threadChristian BigginsJan 3
@stilgherrian thought through? 🤔