Snark Maiden

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Our Lady of The Trash Can
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QueerAs Fuck
I haven't been on here forever, sorry.
Catching the ring pull off a can on your septum piercing, reboost if you relate.
First alcohol socializing since I got pneumonia and my shitty ex texts me out of the blue
Tfw you have $5 and a lot of feelings to spare.
I ordered 3 almost identical pairs of dungarees and now I have to choose which ones to return.
My mother is snarking me with emoji.
Chris Hallbeck Store

Here's some shirts and stuff I designed to make you smile.

Pros: I look cute, we're meeting at a bar literally a block from my apartment.
Cons: I have to leave the house on a Friday night.
Going on a first date for the first time in forever, pray4panda
DB Cooper is the official criminal of cryptids