so upset that they nerfed the L piece in the new tetris release

I'm very proud to show off this Christmas gift: a hand-bound copy of my first original novel, Sir Loren's Song (which can be read here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40991781

What’s that? Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are now entirely in the public domain? So we are completely free to publish our own re-imaginings of one of the great love stories of English literature?
http://getbook.at/doctorwatson

just realized I am now approaching Year Ten of whenever someone says "tell me something I don't know" (or similar) I respond the same way:

Those of you who were waiting until my latest fic was completely posted to read it, now is the time! Link is below. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll comment (I hope). Enjoy! ⚔️❤️
"The Tale of Sir Victor, Who Was Buried Alive"
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43212723/