Warren
@bergmite
- 37 Followers
- 21 Following
- 168 Posts
hi :x i like toohoo, dr, persona & hnk; sorry for getting this name
good morning to wake up to a finger in your ass
good morning i just fucked my own ass
shaves all my hair off and stuffs it into my pillow for a good nights sleep and hair dreams
@bort runs his account like a fucking arg it's literally keeping me from sleeping
@Myrtenaster nude bugs however?
whats on my mind mastodon? how cute the elephant is on the tooting screen :)
@chaostheory thank you so fucking mucb
Dante@bergmite NOT TO KEEP MAKING THIS WEBSITE IS LIKE POSTS BUT THIS WEBSITE IS LIKE YOURE A STANDUP COMEDIAN AND YOURE ALL MAKING THE SAME "WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD?" JOKES AND SEEING WHO CAN YELL A JOKE YOU HEARD FROM SOMEONE ELSE THE LOUDEST!!!
i think what makes mastodon so nice is that you cant see amount of retoots and favs on other peoples posts so you just sit here with maybe 4 or 4000 notifications thinking you're the funniest motherfucker on this website