Warren
@bergmite
- 37 Followers
- 21 Following
- 168 Posts
hi :x i like toohoo, dr, persona & hnk; sorry for getting this name
good morning to wake up to a finger in your ass
good morning i just fucked my own ass
shaves all my hair off and stuffs it into my pillow for a good nights sleep and hair dreams
@bort runs his account like a fucking arg it's literally keeping me from sleeping
whats on my mind mastodon? how cute the elephant is on the tooting screen :)
Dante@bergmite NOT TO KEEP MAKING THIS WEBSITE IS LIKE POSTS BUT THIS WEBSITE IS LIKE YOURE A STANDUP COMEDIAN AND YOURE ALL MAKING THE SAME "WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD?" JOKES AND SEEING WHO CAN YELL A JOKE YOU HEARD FROM SOMEONE ELSE THE LOUDEST!!!
i think what makes mastodon so nice is that you cant see amount of retoots and favs on other peoples posts so you just sit here with maybe 4 or 4000 notifications thinking you're the funniest motherfucker on this website
followers what would you do if we accidentally appeared in locked cages handcuffed together and then had to solve numerous puzzles to get out
the joke is gonna be someone steals that toot and runs with it