ben

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The interior angle of the pizza slice emoji in the Apple emoji set 🍕is 48.5556º, implying that the pizza was cut into a very awkward 7.4 slices. (Or that somewhere there exists another 48º slice and two corresponding 41.4444º slices)

Perfect example of why I love @atpfm in 521:

“Did you do the thing where you drag all the sliders down except for one pair and then shake that pair and then drag all the sliders down except for another pair and then shake that pair, because what you want them to do is to adjust to their acoustic environment when other speakers aren't playing in their face, you know what I mean?”

Who’s responsible for this!?

And now dead again, along with some old unused API keys, which proves that this was intentional and we and others were specifically targeted.

I wouldn't have swapped out the keys in the first place if there was even a shred of communication. Figured if nothing else this would push the issue.

Oh well, on to smaller but greener pastures.

And one more before I go be marginally less unproductive:

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"Overheard my 11 y/o daughter record her voicemail greeting: 'Hi, you've reached my voicemail. When you hear the beep, hang up and send me a text.'"
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#genz #nextlevel #protip #hth

Wow I literally thought this was a hoax at first. Dude picks a fight with a teenage girl, gets owned on Twitter, then makes an ultra-cringey video to try to get back at her, then gets arrested because the video reveals his whereabouts?

The humiliation is now total. https://www.thedailybeast.com/far-right-influencer-andrew-tate-reportedly-arrested-in-romania-for-rape

Misogynist Influencer Andrew Tate Reportedly Arrested in Romania for Rape

Romanian officials said four suspects were arrested Thursday on allegations of organized crime, human trafficking and rape.

The Daily Beast
$TSLA crashing because the company is on autopilot is the most fitting end to 2022 possible
The domestic robot's lidar has detected evidence of a mirror universe.
This is not a chart depicting Moore’s Law.

This chart is the CRAYOLA COROLLARY showing that the number of Crayola crayon colors doubles approximately every 18 years.