Pretty good description on offices.

#work #religion

"Du fährst mit dem Rad zur Arbeit? Und was machst Du bei Regen?"

"Keine Ahnung, kommt ja nie vor. Aber was machst _Du_ mit Deinem Auto, wenn Du morgens aufstehst und die Autobahnbrücke ist weg?"

Der #Klimawandel und die marode #Infrastruktur geben so mancher uralten Diskussion einen ganz neuen Twist.

Request to Non-US state leaders

We must institute a Trump watch.

The heads of state take turns in triggering Trump. This is a very intense duty, so we will rotate hourly.

The schedule would look something like this:

• Monday, 8 a.m. Selensky threatens to cancel rare earth contract
• Monday, 9 a.m. Scholz bans U.S. weapon purchases
• Monday, 10 a.m. Macron forbids the use of the word "fries" in France and renames them "pommes de liberté".
• Monday, 11 a.m. Xi anounces Tariffs specifically on IOS and Android
• Moday, 12. p.m. Frederiksen announces the stationing of French nukes in Greenland

and so on and on. Never do something, just make press releases to keep that petulant child busy tweeting and truthing.

I know I ask a lot of the world leaders, but this would be for the best of everyone. Just renember, you have to keep him busy for one hour and then he will be out of your hair for more than a week.

Who is in?

I write this as someone who spent years engaging in online debates.

I have the screenshots of "victories" to prove it. I can craft the perfect quote tweet, deploy the devastating counterexample, and unleash the clever analogy that leaves opponents speechless.

And I'm dumber for all of it.
https://www.joanwestenberg.com/you-will-never-win-an-argument-on-the-internet-heres-why/

Proposed new Laws of Robotics:

1. A machine must never show an advertisement to a human, or through inaction allow an advertisement to be shown to a human

If I think of a second Law of Robotics I'll let you know