asking the people doing hearing and vision screenings at the kid's daycare if they can do a listening screening as well

it's really funny how bluesky took a sharp turn downward right around the time their brain trust proudly proclaimed that all their coding was being done by chatbots.

New Order got elected to the Rock Hall so I'm obligated to share the most insane music video ever produced https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfI8pJQbcZQ

incredible fucking story. vamos Venezuela.

big news day for everyone who predicted that the biggest losers of 2026 would be "anyone who gets paid in united states dollars".

It's my birthday tomorrow. In lieu of gifts, I'd like nothing more than for you to vote my bar and workplace, @beermiscuous, the Best Beer Shop in Chicago. Because, frankly, I feel that is accurate. Thank you! Happy 2026! https://chicagoreader.com/best-of-chicago-2025-food-drink/

It's my birthday tomorrow. In lieu of gifts, I'd like nothing more than for you to vote my bar and workplace, @beermiscuous the Best Beer Shop in Chicago. Because, frankly, I feel that is accurate. Thank you! Happy 2026! https://chicagoreader.com/best-of-chicago-2025-food-drink/

RIP Mani. The Stone Roses kicked a door open to my musical tastes that I can't imagine being without now. There's something formative in his simple lines that becomes transcendant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7DLD1tYOnw

One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into the head coach of the New York Giants.

me: i don't care if they tear down the entire white house
howard stern: thats wild