incredible fucking story. vamos Venezuela.

big news day for everyone who predicted that the biggest losers of 2026 would be "anyone who gets paid in united states dollars".

It's my birthday tomorrow. In lieu of gifts, I'd like nothing more than for you to vote my bar and workplace, @beermiscuous, the Best Beer Shop in Chicago. Because, frankly, I feel that is accurate. Thank you! Happy 2026! https://chicagoreader.com/best-of-chicago-2025-food-drink/

It's my birthday tomorrow. In lieu of gifts, I'd like nothing more than for you to vote my bar and workplace, @beermiscuous the Best Beer Shop in Chicago. Because, frankly, I feel that is accurate. Thank you! Happy 2026! https://chicagoreader.com/best-of-chicago-2025-food-drink/

RIP Mani. The Stone Roses kicked a door open to my musical tastes that I can't imagine being without now. There's something formative in his simple lines that becomes transcendant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7DLD1tYOnw

One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into the head coach of the New York Giants.

me: i don't care if they tear down the entire white house
howard stern: thats wild

the cincinnati reds

It's the @chirpradiochicago Fall Fundraising Drive! It's a weird media landscape out there, and we're out here trying to keep it weird in a good way. If you have the means, we'd love if you threw a little our way. Cheers. https://chirpradio.app.neoncrm.com/austinfall2025