Hi, average idiot here, whats matrix?
Ooh, you’re such a flirt!
Im using florisboard, im getting used to not having autocorrect but i think im doing ok so far. I believe autocorrect is in beta
Wow, 40 upvotes. I expected this to crash and burn
I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket full of ironed clothes.
https://lemmy.world/post/12357894
I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket full of ironed clothes. - Lemmy.World
I watched it all unfold.
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in the divorce court.
https://lemmy.world/post/12357618
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in the divorce court. - Lemmy.World
“Mickey”, the judge says, “I’m sorry. I can’t grant you a divorce on the grounds
of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me.”
“I didn’t say she was insane”, exclaims Mickey. “I said she was fucking Goofy.”
Why is every gender equality officer female?
https://lemmy.world/post/12357045
Why is every gender equality officer female? - Lemmy.World
Because it’s cheaper.
Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?
https://lemmy.world/post/12357030
Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop? - Lemmy.World
It’s too high a price “toupee.”
9/11 jokes are not funny - Lemmy.World
The other two are hilarious though
