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Show threadbahcodadFeb 24, 2024
Wow, 40 upvotes. I expected this to crash and burn
bahcodadFeb 24, 2024

I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket full of ironed clothes.

https://lemmy.world/post/12357894

I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket full of ironed clothes. - Lemmy.World

I watched it all unfold.

bahcodadFeb 24, 2024

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in the divorce court.

https://lemmy.world/post/12357618

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in the divorce court. - Lemmy.World

“Mickey”, the judge says, “I’m sorry. I can’t grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me.” “I didn’t say she was insane”, exclaims Mickey. “I said she was fucking Goofy.”

bahcodadFeb 24, 2024

Why is every gender equality officer female?

https://lemmy.world/post/12357045

Why is every gender equality officer female? - Lemmy.World

Because it’s cheaper.

bahcodadFeb 24, 2024

Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?

https://lemmy.world/post/12357030

Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop? - Lemmy.World

It’s too high a price “toupee.”

bahcodadFeb 24, 2024

9/11 jokes are not funny

https://lemmy.world/post/12356849

9/11 jokes are not funny - Lemmy.World

The other two are hilarious though

bahcodadFeb 18, 2024

Why do they call it oasis soup?

https://lemmy.world/post/12109034

Why do they call it oasis soup? - Lemmy.World

You get a roll with it

bahcodadJun 22, 2023

My grandad just went to the doctor and found out he can only get an erection my putting his willy in a warm mug of water

https://lemmy.world/post/425949

My grandad just went to the doctor and found out he can only get an erection my putting his willy in a warm mug of water - Lemmy.world

It’s not my cup of tea

bahcodadJun 22, 2023

Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped from prison?

https://lemmy.world/post/425579

Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? - Lemmy.world

He was a small medium at large