Alasdair Swanson

@axs
20 Followers
48 Following
57 Posts

No interpersonal skills.

I like birds, books, films, cats and science. Toffee-nosed ponce, socialist, atheist, autistic.

Terrible guitarist.

Mostly harmless.

The most noticeable side effect is that when Covid went through my house, two of us didn't get it (never had symptoms, never tested positive, tested frequently), and the two that did had very mild cases.
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RT @kevinwitvliet00
What horrific side effects have you suffered from the Vaccine?
https://twitter.com/kevinwitvliet00/status/1618269067206619137
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“What horrific side effects have you suffered from the Vaccine?”

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Ooh! First one I've seen in the wild. #MoneyMoneyMoney
Typical UK TV comedian career projection:
1."Thank you, Apollo! I've been Ken Blup, good night!"
2. Ken Blup: "Poop?" QI klaxon sounds.
3. 'Bluppers'. Netflix standup special.
4. 'Blup's Travels around Wales'. Ch5 series
5. Autobiog: 'Travels around Blup'.
6. I'm a Celeb.
7. Blup becomes ambassador for similarly-named Blup's Syndrome (BS) charity.
8. Blup receives MBE
9. Celebrity Pointless
10. Blup tweets something racist
11. MBE withdrawn
12. Ken contracts Blup's Syndrome
13. MBE reinstated
These don't count for Canon, they have some misjudged comic relief, some dodgy acting, some weird makeup and over-groovy colours but I fucking love these films. #PeterCushing #DoctorWhoَ

"To be perfectly frank, the chef has got a bit of a duck craze on at the moment..."

Brand new on Dirty Feed: unbroadcast material from the Fawlty Towers episode "Gourmet Night".

https://www.dirtyfeed.org/2023/01/too-much-duck/

“Of Course There’s Too Much Duck!”

Assumptions are the enemy of research everywhere. Beware of anything which is “obviously” true. You can find yourself in a whole world of trouble. For instance, take the two Fawlty Towe…

Dirty Feed
Happy New year mastodonians!

My wife: seems cold, icy and slippy out there. Let's stay in and watch films

Also my wife: Oh hey, Marks and Spencer are open! Let's see if they're selling any Christmas things off cheap.

So my wife said "How would you like a go on an Aston Martin for your Christmas?"
Yes, I am a 53-year-old who's delighted with his Ghibli plushy.
My wife's present to me is almost too lovely to spoil with tea.
Almost.