1. will my child like this hat
2. oh good he is happy hooray
3. wait oh no
4. he reeeally likes it
5. i'm never going to see him without this hat on again
6. i do not like this hat anymore

bangs: the coward's mullet?

pov i'm ur gma

deep thought: you can only cut someone so much slack before you reach the end of your rope

the straighter I chop my bangs the more compliments I get from cute cashiers with colorful hair