1. will my child like this hat
2. oh good he is happy hooray
3. wait oh no
4. he reeeally likes it
5. i'm never going to see him without this hat on again
6. i do not like this hat anymore

bangs: the coward's mullet?

pov i'm ur gma

deep thought: you can only cut someone so much slack before you reach the end of your rope

the straighter I chop my bangs the more compliments I get from cute cashiers with colorful hair

if you skip the ad read before they start to say "and that is why I'm partnering with" you win! congrats! your prize is you got to watch the video for free

DID YOU KNOW it's possible to use up a whole thing of dental floss??

I really need to cultivate a lifestyle where people are more likely to ask me if you they can have some of my cheese. I'm looking for any excuse to deploy my "mi queso su queso!" line