Attila Szegedi

@attilasz
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Mostly working on distributed systems and language runtimes. Care more about people than technology. Worried about our civilization.

Currently Staff Engineer at DataDog. Notable prior jobs: Twitter (twice), FaunaDB, Oracle Java LangTools Team. Didn't have "laid off by an egomaniac billionaire" on my bingo card, got it anyway.

Notable OSS projects I contributed to: OpenJDK, Nashorn, Mozilla Rhino, FreeMarker.

Going to miss you @rit. Rest in peace, friend.

Heads up, I'll be at #JFokus in Stockholm next week (not speaking, just hanging out.) Due to the pandemic etc. this'll be my first JFokus since 2020.

Looking forward to catching up with everyone!

If our civilization collapses, extraterrestrial archeologists can look at this and be impressed. Three satellites following the Earth in an equilateral triangle, each 2.5 million kilometers from the other two. Each contains two gold cubes in free-fall. The satellites accelerate just enough so they don't get blown off course by the solar wind. The gold cubes inside feel nothing but gravity.

Lasers bounce between each cube and its partner in another satellite, measuring the distance between them to an accuracy of 20 picometers: less than the diameter of a helium atom! This lets the satellites detect gravitational waves — ripples in the curvature of spacetime — with very long wavelengths, and correspondingly low frequencies.

It should see so many binary white dwarfs, neutron stars and black holes in the Milky Way that these will be nothing but foreground noise. More excitingly, it should see mergers of supermassive black holes at the centers of galaxies as far as... the dawn of time, or whenever such black holes were first formed. (The farther you look, the older things you see.)

It may even be able to see the "gravitational background radiation": the thrumming vibrations in the fabric of spacetime left over from the Big Bang. These gravitational waves were created before the hot gas in the Universe cooled down enough to become transparent to light. So they're older than the microwave background radiation, which is the oldest thing we see now.

It's called LISA - the Laser Interferometric Satellite Antenna. And we're in luck: ESA has just decided to launch it in 2035.

Okay, ChatGPT is actually useful from time to time.
Utterly unsurprised how death of five rich people in a submersible got about tenfold news coverage compared to hundreds of refugees that drowned in Greek waters about a week earlier.
YES, overthrow the Mushroom Kingdom, literally throw the monarchs off the floating islands. Establish democracy!
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#nintendo #mario
One Big Mario Party - But a Jape

“PRINCESS PEACH doesn’t want you to see this! Irrefutable PROOF that ALL of MARIO’S battles are STAGED!” – Toad’s most recent blog entry According to Mario lore, the Goombas originally lived peacefully with the Mushroom Kingdom before betraying them to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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I, for one, am extremely happy for the This Is How You Lose a Time War’s Bigolas Dickolas moment. As good a time as any to re-read it., it’s such a delight.

https://techcrunch.com/2023/05/11/bigolas-dickolas-time-war-booktok/

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Must… take… one… more… step…
My laptop is celebrating its 2100th day of existence today. I obviously don't replace machines very often…