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astr0zombies 
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It's a tea party for me.
Have a seat. Not there. There.
Drink deeply. Have some more.
I'll add the absinthe to make you stronger.
Close your eyes, darling.
Do you hear that?
Ms. Etta is crooning her heartbreak in the alley again.
And when you need me I'll be there waiting between the lettuce and tomato on your cheeseburger
Hahaha what?
.chrisI RAISED TWO SUCCESSFUL CEOS AND A DOCTOR. FROM THE DEAD. HERE'S THE NUMBER ONE SKILL I WISH MORE NECROMANCERS HAD TAUGHT THEIR APPRENTICES TODAY.
Give a man a fish. Just give it to him already. What are you, some kind of fish hoarder? Don't be such a selfish asshole with the fish.
Velocirooster adminensis I try to ask the librarian for a book on chiropractic but she shushes me and her nimble fingers are flitting across my back deftly aligning my spine flush with the other books on the shelf—at last the pain is gone and I'm free to molder away in the 001.944 section where I belong
Tusk JenkinsIn everything you do bring along a single puzzle piece. You never know when you may have to escape with a cheap joke about fitting in or by faking an allergic reaction to cardboard.
M52I replaced the three wise men in my nativity scene with the three blind mice. Fuck tradition.
the blood dripping from our enemies will play a symphony for us!
*mouthful of spaghetti* so do you like the Ramones?