@assertchris

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Maker of things https://assertchris.dev
assertchrisFeb 23
After a ton of work, I am happy to announce the relaunch of https://floaty.dev.
floaty

A JavaScript game engine for building and sharing pixel games in your browser.

floaty
assertchrisFeb 22
Even Apple can’t be bothered to use their own fields properly. Why do they even have a description of updates anymore?
assertchrisFeb 19
freekmurzeFeb 18

🚀 We just released spatie/laravel-markdown-response

Add .md to any URL on your Laravel app and get clean markdown instead of HTML.

AI agents get this automatically when they visit your pages.

assertchrisFeb 15
I built a whole CodePen-like thing for my JS game engine; just so my sons can help me with pixel art. http://floaty.dev
assertchrisFeb 5
qdotFeb 4

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

assertchrisDec 31
Sometimes I wake up thinking; “oh yes, I get to do all the things”. Sometimes I wake up thinking; “not this shit again”. It’s the latter this morning.
assertchrisDec 24
PCDec 24
A "shithole country" isn't a poor country that can't feed its children. It's a rich country that won't feed its children.
assertchrisDec 15
The Dutch PHP ConferenceDec 11

🎤 8 days left to submit your talk!

If you build with PHP, anything PHP, we want to hear your story.
Topics we love:
💡 original ideas
🔥 modern PHP
🧠 architecture & performance
🪄 framework magic (Laravel, Symfony, etc.)
🔐 security insights
🛠 debugging war stories
🔌 APIs & integrations
💬 team culture & dev life

Submit before 19 December!
👉 https://sessionize.com/adc-dpc-wdc-2026/

#dpc #php #webdev #cfp #tech

assertchrisDec 3
phil’s masto donDec 3
Doing a variant on Advent of Code where I open a little door and eat a chocolate and don’t type anything or look at a computer
Show threadassertchrisNov 3
Guess I should have seen it coming given how much AI we’re huffing.