@assertchris

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Maker of things https://assertchris.dev

Replaced Disqus with Mastodon-powered comments on my Hugo blog. The idea clicked as soon as I read @getajobmike's post. One tootId in the frontmatter, a web component by @dpecos doing the fetching, and Disqus is gone. No tracking. No ads.

Here's how I set it up on my blog: https://jonhnnyweslley.net/blog/mastodon-comments/

#mastodon #gohugo

Replacing Disqus with Mastodon Comments

How I dropped Disqus and wired up Mastodon toots as comments on my Hugo blog using a web component.

Jonhnny Weslley

The benefits of getting involved in the #PHP community on social media are what built my career. Starting over again here was hard but all the friends I made over the years helped.

In this phase of the internet it is easy to get lost in a world of videos and “doing your own research.” Finding out who the people are in your programming community are driving things forward is way more rewarding.

I am still here after all these years but talking less about testing and more about other stuff I find interesting.

Can’t stop, won’t stop.

After a ton of work, I am happy to announce the relaunch of https://floaty.dev.
floaty

A JavaScript game engine for building and sharing pixel games in your browser.

floaty
Even Apple can’t be bothered to use their own fields properly. Why do they even have a description of updates anymore?

🚀 We just released spatie/laravel-markdown-response

Add .md to any URL on your Laravel app and get clean markdown instead of HTML.

AI agents get this automatically when they visit your pages.

I built a whole CodePen-like thing for my JS game engine; just so my sons can help me with pixel art. http://floaty.dev

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

Sometimes I wake up thinking; “oh yes, I get to do all the things”. Sometimes I wake up thinking; “not this shit again”. It’s the latter this morning.
A "shithole country" isn't a poor country that can't feed its children. It's a rich country that won't feed its children.

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