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me 16 years ago: Ok but since the legs on the novint falcon aren't usual offsets we have to use a weird high dimensional parallelogram representation with a feedback loop in it for stepped approximation
vendor: what if 3 spheres got all up in each other's shit
programming is looking at code and going "fuuuuuuck"
engineering is looking at graphs like this and going "fuuuuuuck"
half of social media: how dare you replace meat/corn land with data centers
other half of social media: how dare you attack data centers to defend the meat/corn trade
me, eating a hamburger made of AI: I hereby accept the award for being the most american american to ever exist
*is instantly gunned down*
Just told a dev acting coked up due to LLM coding that “you just built the code equivalent of cop rock”
Unfortunately we are far enough from the 90s that they did not understand how perfect my metaphor was
btleplug, the Rust bluetooth le host library we produce at Nonpolynomial, is now part of the Servo web engine project!
Which is kinda ironic considering our macOS platform support was ripped out of early Servo builds.
Dear SF Bay Area (and/or driving distance to Urban Ore) Kink Community:
$350 for adding this to your dungeon seems like a fuckin' steal.
Oh boy, someone asked r/cscareerquestions if they should put @buttplugio work on their resume.
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