I squat now

I took this one for my daddy but I like it too much not to share. 

"did you know you can save a ton of money by ordering hobbles from livestock suppliers," and other very normal things I've said today.

my seemannia sylvatica is blooming and man all i wanna do is crawl inside one of these.

like it says on the label:

in a meadow, moisturized, thriving, etc.

it's me, ya boy!

When you find cute shorts in your size still on the clearance rack in December, you take it as a sign.

Don't let your pup up on the furniture, they'll think they own the place.

gonna get rid of the twitter so we're posting the highlight reel. (yes I tied it myself, be nice.) 🪢