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i'm puppy
I squat now
mom said it's MY turn to have enrichment time in my enclosure.
Having a real "put me in a kennel" kinda day.
I took this one for my daddy but I like it too much not to share. 
I celebrate and uplift the twink staffer who was railed in the senate hearing room #istandwiththesenatehearingroomtwink
"did you know you can save a ton of money by ordering hobbles from livestock suppliers," and other very normal things I've said today.
biohacking is just dronification for cishet men, right?
the G in LGBT stands for Godzilla
my seemannia sylvatica is blooming and man all i wanna do is crawl inside one of these.

Aka "this description of my gender exists for the purpose of cishets not asking confused follow up questions. It does not accurately represent my identity."

#Trans