I don’t give a fuck about Red Hat or Linux but this quote is so audacious and blatantly scummy I had to balk on behalf of OSS developers everywhere.

I cannot possibly be more emphatic in saying this does not prevent theft; it disincentivizes sales. There’s not even a call help button for this cabinet so all I can do is stand around like a jack ass. I just want a nail file. Fuck meeeeee

I don’t want to send unwanted traffic to Olive’s page over this but tbh this opinion is insane to me. BOTW is far and away more classic Zelda than any 3D Zelda game ever was. The notion that “themed dungeons” (aka dungeons where you know the puzzle solution in advanced) is classic Zelda design is to admit you have never actually played a “classic” Zelda title and that your definition of classic starts with the 3D era, which is patently untrue.

My mom mailed me my original AGB-001 with its piss awful screen so I decided to give it an upgrade and a makeover.

What the actual fuck WaniKani?!

WaniKani out here destroying SJP

Conversations with @[email protected] always go very well for me.

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

Imagine calling yourself a tankie unironically and expecting respect.