my girlfriend hates to wake up so always insists i shower first but the problem is it takes me about twenty minutes to get ready and it takes her about an hour so now i've got to sit around waiting for an hour
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going to have to mute mastodon.social so i don't just see endless autoposted twitter retweets
gave my girlfriend a plant and she fell onto the floor and screamed "noo you're trying to warm me up to children"
woe is me my girlfriend is away all night wah wah when will she return to me
CalligrafaeHow to draw a mushroom house.
Off you go, then. I expect to be inundated with mushroom houses within the hour.
i was wondering to myself about a weird loud clicking sound and then realised it was the bubbles in my girlfriend's glass of lemonade. my ears are weird
uh oh, a 15 year old in my family has started spending all his pocket money on robuxx or however you spell it
MemeTraderconvenient reading/zine for all the impending “voting will solve this” arguments https://www.indigenousaction.org/voting-is-not-harm-reduction-an-indigenous-perspective/
Voting is Not Harm Reduction – An Indigenous Perspective
Voting is Not Harm Reduction An Indigenous Perspective February 2020 – www.indigenousaction.org Zine format printable PDF download: Voting is Not Harm Reduction Zine-FINAL-PRINT (9.8MB) When proclamations are made that “voting is harm reduction,” it’s never clear how less harm is actually calculated. Do we compare how many millions of undocumented Indigenous Peoples have been deported? […]
box i was going through turned out to be mostly short stories she wrote in the 70s! and loads of letters from publishers. rejecting them. going to see if i can distribute them to my cousins or something
maybe i'll start going through the boxes of my gran's genealogy research this week. she's been doing it for decades and because she's a hoarder she has printed out literally everything including emails from people saying "here's that document you were after" and kept it all in files
i don't want to throw everything away because it's years of work and is really important to her but i am going to drastically cut down how much is there