blackle moriyou know that inanimate feeling you get when you're physically manipulated or held down? well I'm happy to report my team has successfully processed that feeling using our steam distillation apparatus to produce a concentrated essential oil. we can now flavour a wide variety of beverages and foodstuffs with this "stillness extract." those perriers you've been drinking? that's not yuzu. that's stillness, babydoll.
we'd call it "doll cola" but some ratgirls from a hackerspace in bern have already taken the name for themselves after adding the taste of a ticking clock to the recipe for opencola
regretting this series of posts already because I'm not sure I'd compare stillness to the taste of yuzu. give me a few hours and I'll probably have a better comparison to make
it's more like taro if anything...
I did a recording of the first post in this thread but I went full ASMR and maybe it's a little too sultry to post
enargeia@suricrasia hmmm i wonder if this is actually true... u should post it so The People can verify this...
LAURENI so hope this was meant to be funny because it is a great post :D