I’m celebrating the new year alone tonight. My gf broke up with me yesterday, my daughter is with her mom, and my friends all have plans with their families. I’m not okay #happynewyear

Would you buy a Tesla now that you’ve seen how Elon manages Twitter?

Elon is wreckless. This is a dark period of time in the digital age

Coparenting with someone who no longer wants to be civil bc of their new partner is one of the hardest things I’ve had to do 😔

The constant pandering to the right and calling for the prosecution of Dr. Fauci encouraged me to close my Twitter app this morning and finally open my Mastodon app for the first time in awhile. Not everything is a fucking conspiracy and I can’t stick around while the “chief twit” spews bullshit that could get someone killed by domestic terrorists

My name is Elon Musk and I suspend accounts impersonating me bc I’m a marshmallow chested man child with a fragile ego #introduction

Mastodon has been trending on Twitter today. Maybe it’s bc of the layoffs? Idk #TwitterLayoffs

I guess we’ll see how long this lasts.. #twittermigration #TwitterTakeover