So this is and 1st, I was going in2 the @Delta sky lounge, which I used my @americanexpress plat card. They said those on basic/economy aren't allowed in. Even tho I was an #amexplatinum member. Guess that's a -1 for amex platinum as what I thought was a perk.

I'm basically prepping for #Trump to shift the blame on Biden or someone else and not accept any responsibility, with all these cuts esp CIA and FBI cuts and redistribution, etc...and a terrorist attack happens as a result of it.

Everytime I think the #knicks r #contenders, they play the #Cavs and make me rethink that maybe their #pretenders

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says, 'Can I join you?'

Wait, things are getting out of control on social media about #PeteHegseth and #drinoing water. Would a man deliberately drink alcohol in front of reporters in public? Come on, be realistic!

The NBA All-Star Game: proof that even superheroes need a break from saving the world, but not from scoring. Defense? Never heard of her. #AllStarShow #ScoringFestival"

With all this bird flu going around, chickens are now clucking from home. Safe distancing in the coop, I guess! #BirdFlu #StaySafeChickens 🐔🏠

Inflation’s got me budgeting like: "Do I buy eggs or invest in a chicken coop?" 🥚📈 Either way, we’re all just trying to crack this economy. #InflationStruggles #Eggonomics 🐣💪

If I'm #Booker I request a trade at the end of the season to either #SANANTONIOSpurs , #LAClippers, #MinnesotaTimberwolves or #houstonrockets

Egg prices are so high, I’m half-tempted to ask the chicken for a payment plan. 🐔💸 But hey, if eggs can rise, so can we. #InflationHits #EggcellentTimes 🥚✨