I bought noise-canceling headphones to focus.
Put them on—silence. Peace. Productivity.
Then I noticed everyone laughing at me.
Turns out…
they don’t cancel your noise.
I’ve been singing for 20 minutes.
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I stopped immediately.
Pretended I was on a call.
“Yeah, big client… very emotional project.”
My boss nodded. Respect.
Next day—promotion.
Turns out…
they thought I was practicing presentations.
Now I have to sing every Monday.
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I moved Steve back home.
Watered him. Talked to him. Played relaxing music.
Nothing.
Neighbor walked in—Steve stood up like, “Oh hey!”
Now I pay my neighbor to visit twice a week.
I don’t have a plant anymore.
I have a subscription. 🌱
I bought a plant to feel responsible.
Day one—I named it Steve.
Day two—I forgot to water it.
Day three, I apologized.
Day four… it leaned away from me.
Now it only perks up when my neighbor visits.
Pretty sure Steve switched owners.
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Next day, I got an email: “You’re trending.”
Apparently, the clip went viral as “productive chaos.”
Now I host weekly “run & work” sessions.
Same treadmill. Same password.
HR joined too.
They’re still trying to keep up.
They scheduled a “quick chat.”
I tried to join while jogging—confidence move.
Tripped. Camera on. Silence.
My boss said, “At least you’re moving forward.”
HR added, “Just not in your career.”
I bought a treadmill desk to stay productive.
First email—great. Second—still fine.
Third email… I hit “reply all” while sprinting.
Now the whole company knows my password is “pizza123”.
The treadmill keeps going.
So does HR.
