I bought noise-canceling headphones to focus.

Put them on—silence. Peace. Productivity.

Then I noticed everyone laughing at me.

Turns out…
they don’t cancel your noise.

I’ve been singing for 20 minutes.

I stopped immediately.
Pretended I was on a call.

“Yeah, big client… very emotional project.”

My boss nodded. Respect.

Next day—promotion.

Turns out…
they thought I was practicing presentations.

Now I have to sing every Monday.