Holding my son in the park and walked past a 19/20 year old throwing a football and he said “take your time, sir. We respect our elders around here” and it’s playing on a loop in my head for the last hour I’m devastated. Absolute sick burn. I’m completely ruined.

Y’all are too close to making me find out who Mr. Beast is and I don’t like it. I’ve made it too far to go out like this

We have three cats and the boy is good at saying Fred and Rory’s names but with Jacques he just says “cat”

@antijingoist sorry it’s twitter’s buttons on a full screen video tweet view on iOS. On low number tweets it looks ok but on viral tweets it’s so awful

This alignment is fucking killing me man

Now that the boy is talking more my road rage has turned into saying stuff like “PICK A LANE ASStronomically slow person”

As much as I play video game so am very bad at them. Maybe it’s because I play old shit mostly, but any time I play a “modern” system I’m horrible at it. TLOU (PS3) is hard as Shit. Am I bad or is that true?