Geoffrey Gauchet

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LocationNew Orleans, Louisiana
Holding my son in the park and walked past a 19/20 year old throwing a football and he said “take your time, sir. We respect our elders around here” and it’s playing on a loop in my head for the last hour I’m devastated. Absolute sick burn. I’m completely ruined.

sorry this got into my brain and I had to make it to free myself.

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I mean it’s “Fwed” and “Rowy” but that’s great for under 2. He just doesn’t even try with Jacques
Y’all are too close to making me find out who Mr. Beast is and I don’t like it. I’ve made it too far to go out like this
We have three cats and the boy is good at saying Fred and Rory’s names but with Jacques he just says “cat”
This alignment is fucking killing me man
Now that the boy is talking more my road rage has turned into saying stuff like “PICK A LANE ASStronomically slow person”
As much as I play video game so am very bad at them. Maybe it’s because I play old shit mostly, but any time I play a “modern” system I’m horrible at it. TLOU (PS3) is hard as Shit. Am I bad or is that true?
I wish you could mute pictures based on text found in the pictures. I already know JKR sucks ass. I don’t need screenshots of her bullshit tweets. Also stop tweeting screenshots of her bullshit tweets.