2023 is the year I click the box to say “yes, I’d like to subscribe to promotional opportunities”
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Mrs. Buck Turgidson
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I do important work.
James Cameron made Avatar so humanity could have more fuckable Ewoks
Imagining an abusive toddler like, “look, I was having a tantrum. You should know by now what to expect when I’m having a tantrum.”
Hoon McMunchLocal tab: pee pee poo poo fards and shids are stored in the balls
Federated tab: Critical support for Zelensky, the greatest human alive and rightful heir to the throne of Gondor
The best under-the-radar news story of the year was that Captain Kirk went to space irl and it gave him depression
Having your own server is like growing your own opium - it’s healthy and makes the world a better place
I’m mostly on mastodon so that I can continue a terrible habit on my own terms
Today I learned that not only is the first woman to ever travel to space still alive, but she also has been sanctioned and had her assets frozen by the US.
Mastodon will only be a fully mature platform when it has old guys replying "your so sexy" to porn bots
Big fan of this account that documents pilots having some kind of minor emergency then accidentally punching in the “hijacking” code before fixing it to “emergency”