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@ancientprawns
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it’s me. hi. i’m the prawn; it’s me

Spring is springing, and the snowdrops are here.

#bloomScrolling

@helmickeymouse how the FUCK is Ellie so big
actually this was my best tweet
@careyhelmick @NotOfAssisi i am inviting myself
The woke mob doesn’t want you to know that if you keep sliced American cheese and potato bread in stock, it is easy to make fast and easy meals when you are tired
@online_fella imo it is in their control! You can always rsvp maybe and say “hey, i am waiting to see whether xyz prior plan is going to materialize, i’ll give you a hard answer by [date].” Last-minute bailing is a different story and often totally excusable
@online_fella this is a huge bummer. I’m really sorry to hear it
@online_fella yup. 10000%
@online_fella @careyhelmick “oh i have NO IDEA why everyone is complimenting me on my totally normal and not uniquely charming garment”

Edit: I posted this back in 2023 originally, but I thought we could all use a shot of niceness in this, our universe of fear and anger.

Feeling Boo-tee-full. Endearing and wonderful art from Nick Maskell. (Edit to add link to Nick's site: https://www.nickmaskell.com/ )