Dogs: *won't stop barking*
Me: I'm going to throw myself off a cliff.
R: Don't do that, it's messy.
Me: It's not your cliff, you don't have to worry about it.
R: Still though. Whoever has to clean it up is just some working stiff trying to make a living.
Me: ...I'm a job creator.
Me: I'm going to throw myself off a cliff.
R: Don't do that, it's messy.
Me: It's not your cliff, you don't have to worry about it.
R: Still though. Whoever has to clean it up is just some working stiff trying to make a living.
Me: ...I'm a job creator.
