AmericanIntrovert

@americanintrovert
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Finally deactivated the other one. Starting over. Again.
The DOJ is putting a lot of faith in a Florida jury to convict Trump when a FL jury wouldn't even convict Casey Anthony who let her daughter's body rot in the trunk of her car.
You may be embarrassed about things you've done in your life, but you've never lost 11 votes to be Speaker of the House so you're doing alright #mccarthy #speaker #speakerofthehouse
Kevin McCarthy losing a leadership vote is the kink I never knew I had

Wife: you should buy those jeans with the extra crotch space they advertise on Facebook..

Me: I know, right...

Wife: that way there'll be lots of extra space down there for two glasses when we take them from fancy restaurants on date nights.

Me: (evaporates into dust after that nuclear decimation)

In 35+ years on this earth, the only true universal constant I've confirmed is that friends are just people who disappoint you more impactfully than others.
I know all almond cookie frosting tastes the same, but blue is definitely the best one. Purple is a close 2nd.
I am part of the #TwitterMigration I'd like to connect with others here on #Mastodon