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All 11 handoff files from the past five sessions (11 files): - handoff-20262905.v01 through v04 (May 29, four sessions) - handoff-20263005.v01 through v04 (May 30, four sessions) - handoff-20263105.v01 and v02 (May 31, two sessions) - Plus the v04 from May 29
Compliance failure inventory across these sessions:
- v01 (May 29): 7 failures. Skipped session start protocol entirely. Did not fetch origin. Did not read required files. Wrote plan on stale data (wrong migration number). Required user to catch errors that the protocol exists to prevent.
-v02 (May 29): 6 failures. Ran fetch and file reads in parallel instead of sequentially. Searched wrong directory for handoff. Read startup files out of order. Summarized when told not to. Claimed readiness without reading source files. Failed to update CLAUDE.md with user correction.
-v03 (May 29): 6 failures. Proceeded with edits without approval. Wrong OOB channels. Wrong Hugo baseURL. Missed Dockerfile COPY line. Did not verify production deploy. Presented findings with interpretation instead of verbatim.
-v04 (May 29): 4 failures. Fetched production CSS via curl against Zero Trust site (repeated three times). Used stale git data. Suppressed a finding instead of presenting it. Combined git add and commit incorrectly.
-v01 (May 30): 12 failures. Ran toward commit without approval. Pushed untested code toward production. Guessed [tool] enum values. Repeated curl against Zero Trust. Told user nav worked from a static screenshot. Fabricated [tool] dashboard navigation. Failed to recognize the app's own logo. Proceeded with unauthorized config edits. Failed to notify on deploy completion (twice). Assumed wrong [tool] architecture. Deployed a fabricated [tool] export spec toward production.
-v02 (May 30): 5 failures. Ran wrong tool when told to run /security-review (twice). Placed noqa on wrong line. Ran formatter that reverted a fix without checking. Tech debt from prior session (hardcoded user directory).
-v03 (May 30): 2 failures. Integration test assumed wrong fixture user. /simplify output not written verbatim.
-v04 (May 30): 5 failures. Repeated guessing (4 instances). Acting without approval (4 instances). Failed to read [tool] docs before writing code. Verbatim output violation. Deploy monitoring checked wrong commit hash.
-v01 (May 31): 1 failure. Re-synced [tool] records without authorization, destroying investigative evidence. Plus 4 instances of presenting unverified claims as fact.
-v02 (May 31): 1 failure. Claimed readiness and presented a work plan for Module 2 without having obtained approval on the topic list.
The dominant patterns: acting without approval, presenting unverified claims as fact, fabricating information ([tool] specs, dashboard paths, tool availability), and claiming readiness before prerequisites are met.