Artefact haha the power is mine

get this soyjak off the invidious frontpage NOW

The comments section when you film applying thermal paste

Be me, straight guyKind of average guy with average hobbiesKind of a lonerMet guy at new jobSmall pathetic typeWe’re on lunch breakHe asks “do you wanna see me cross dressing, anon?”I nodHe shows me pics of himself dressed like an absolute slutThatshawt.pngHe asks if I wanna come over to his place after workI get interrupted while accepting the invitation by an elderly Chinese old man poking my spine with his walking caneChallenges me to a match of Mahjong“If you lose I will send you to the land of the Yi” (his term for barbarians)Accept because I’m being held at canepoint He beats meIn the land of the Yi nowAt least I’m not gay