Personal Note: I love how kids go through different phases where they become obsessed with something. My son had the obligatory garbage truck phase, ninja phase, grappling hook obsession (see ninjas), Pokemon, Star Wars, Scooby Doo, Legos, Crystals, Volcanoes. Right now he's in his Toxic Waste phase and it's taking everything I have not to show him "Robocop" but even I have limits. This is how I know that, today, I'm an okay dad.

So, are we, like, in our own little club (the Cool Club, natch) and that's the Decentralized Zone and then there's this Federated Timeline that's the rest of the world where all the other (Not As Cool Clubs) "toot"? Do I have that right? We're kinda in this together but at some point we might get into some kind of Hunger Games situation? #TwitterMigration

I feel like Neo walking into the Matrix for the first time. No, Dorothy landing in Oz. No, wait. Charlie walking into Wonka, Inc., only without all the arbitrary rules. HI! #introduction #TwitterMigration