laurie, i guessnsfw
Tumblr refugee seeking sanctuary upon the Mastodon's broad shoulders
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| Pronouns | he/him/they |
| Interests | that good weeb shit |
manic pixie dream squirrel
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"The Cool S"i've got this huge sprawling west side of me that i just can't even see the end of. where do i go
I would like to hereby christen that relatable feel when you got no money and can't go anywhere or do anything cuz you got them fkin student loans
"loanly"
healyngave up porn for Lent, and in its place, i reply to every Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweet with a pic of the Hot Pocket i just microwaved. My priest tells me this is healthy behavior
peemodoes anybody know where i can get some "it-together" ?
🎓 Doc Freemo 
🇳🇱Interesting fact about me: I was once the youngest person in the entire world!
dr ozzy 🐷 
truck nuts but in non-standard quantities
a single, a triple, a six-pack, baker's dozen, and the "12x12 Gross of Nutz Mega-Sack" for the guy who has everything but a reliable sense of self
"The Cool S"it's fucked up just how configurable the human body is right out of the box, just so many features
Mämmi Enjoyer 
fat balls is old news already. fat bottom jeans.....now that's an ok_hand one hundred sign