@glyph @Salty First time I've considered reverse alchemy. Now, just have to find some gold to turn into iron.

@infobeautiful To hell with this! Everyone have your ugly Christmas sweaters and orange hair dye?! We're going streaking!!!

@petergleick Don't worry; G-d is just playing dice with the universe. Once he beats the house, we'll all be in good order.

@Natasha_Jay Ah, I see that you are getting into social contemplation. Yes, AI can automate discussions of Dune with a female. This particular excerpt is quite interesting, as it seems to imply that men are better enslaved by the conversation of females than by machines, which may be faulty logic. Would you like to hear more about the history of conversation etiquette?

@alicetragedy Holy mother of Christ. They are rising up. Not the degrees, the people. Both, actually, but still, we need to fast track automation. Forget the energy requirements, burn the oil if you have to. We cannot be without labor.

@pvonhellermannn Fake news. All you have to do is have as many children as possible, and drive as much as possible, tankers if possible. Oh, and garbage, lots of garbage. The Earth is just a bad little bitch that likes to be put in her place. Just treat mother nature like the dirty bitch that she is.

@xChaos @codinghorror Which like to blame shareholders, which are most of the people. Finance nerds, at it again.

@codinghorror I guess nerds love helping people solve the millions of problems nerds create. Go to turn on the computer to send an email. "Oh, you have to login." "Well, you have to create an account." "No, it has to be a complex password." "No, you have to use 2FA." "No, you can't send private information in email." "No, you have to create a new account with another provider." "No, that's the wrong format. Print it in PDF." "No, now you have to upload it." "No, you have to generate a link." ...

@glyph Ban it altogether. Same with other forms of passive income.