brother: [buys a bunch of sour candy including one that’s “hazardously sour”]
brother: [tastes it and is disappointed it’s not sour]
brother: ugh. white people

btw apparently there’s this social music website/app called #JQBX that lets you play #music and “DJ” with other people and there’s a CHAT FUNCTION. amazing. i’m playing my cool weeb playlist (aka just #japanese songs i like) on there rn if anyone wants to hang out: http://www.jqbx.fm/invite/room/602f095d84439f00b84a5bde

i guess i kept forgetting to dl mastodon after my phone broke but now i’m back

my entire corporeal form is just dramatically altered for worse when i go through a period like “did you know you can have both constipation and diarrhea all at once and every shift in your organs will make everything from your vagina to your asshole hurt? fuck you bitch”

someone: calls me a sociologist
me: ☺️
someone: calls me their *favorite* sociologist
me: 🥺🥺🥺

my friend gifted me Hatoful Boyfriend on Steam because they all heard i read about it on wikipedia today and now they want me to liveblog/stream myself uncovering this degenerate world

let’s talk about your smith’s gay energy starting with the shower dance jam debbie

literally just wanna throw bricks at national government offices if i’m being honest #brick2020