Jonatan

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programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

If you really want a Barbie and Oppenheimer crossover, it was made in 1995 and it's called Tank Girl.

Help! Hoping the tech Fediverse can step in to help here.

I'm Vice-Chair of London Seaward, an Independent women's football club in the FA National League in England.

A tech sponsor's pulled out. That sponsorship (£3k - £10k range) covers our analytics and streaming which allow us, as an independent club, to compete with clubs 10x richer.

If you're a firm looking for the EASIEST promo/CSR win ever, shout me! #mastodonFC

Watch this to see why we're a unique club https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlNArPc7kLg&t=1s

#BehindTheBall - Episode 1 - London Seaward

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Yo! I just wanted to share with you that BIOSYSTEMS LAB • Sci-Fi Modular Environment Pack is finally here! If you're a Blender fan, this pack is totally up your alley. It's got 3D ready-to-use assets, decals, materials, and textures that'll help you create some seriously sick sci-fi environments! So go check it out!

Launch trailer: https://youtu.be/BzEhQFsfvkE

BlenderMarket: https://blendermarket.com/products/biosystemslab-scifi-modular-pack

Gumroad: https://spotskitchen.gumroad.com/l/biosystems_lab

#b3d #modular #scifi #environment #hardsurface

BIOSYSTEMS LAB • Modular Environment Pack

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If there is one lighting advice for 3d artists, let it be this one. Try reverse key (upstage lighting). It just... works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrCtpmdAhF0

#b3d #3d #3dart #lighting #blender #blender3d #animation #vfx #MastoArt

One Simple Technique to Improve Your Lighting in Blender | Reverse Key Lighting

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I made a thing #blender #blender3d #b3d