I used to think that Ted Cruz was the worst, weakest husband on the planet for letting Trump call his wife ugly, but J. D. Vance, screwing over his wife & kids for a scummy edgelord punk who wants to "normalize Indian hate," blows that out of the water.

I was right! Flip it upside down and this is CLEARLY a scrotum.

Still waiting...

"You mean our co-worker Dave is a necrophiliac?!? Why, I'm not even sure what that is!"

Well, I'm definitely not ordering one of these now...