Zen Heathen 🇨🇦

@ZenHeathen@beige.party
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Secular Zen Buddhist. Preachy. Cranky. Political.

"If you never get your ass on the cushion, you can never become Enlightened. If you never get your ass off the cushion, there is no point to becoming Enlightened." -Me

I don't always do follow-backs, so please don't expect it--it's not you, it's me.

Expletive-laden. Accept, or find another corner of the internet.

(Header image: Cherry blossoms.)
Avatar image: Cartoon Zen monk saying "Fuck".)

BYE AMERICAN
BUY CANADIAN

PlaceCanada - Forever Free
PronounsHe/Him/His
StuffZen & Buddhism, ADHD, Canadian politics, houseplants, sci-fi, Linux, yada, yada, yada...
Zen Heathen 🇨🇦12h ago
Some little blooms in my lawn this morning.
Zen Heathen 🇨🇦Apr 10
Have you ever noticed how baked goods called "squares" are almost never, actually, square?
Zen Heathen 🇨🇦Apr 7
I don't need to respond
I don't need to respond
I don't need to respond
Zen Heathen 🇨🇦Apr 3

Um, okay, Coke can. Sure. I'd fist bump you, if you had fists.

But next time, maybe don't try so hard, okay? (Weird.)

Show threadZen Heathen 🇨🇦Mar 28
Anyway, what I'm talking about is like this:
Zen Heathen 🇨🇦Mar 28
Every now and then, I feel nostalgic for the old green LCD of the Palm Pilot. That whole aesthetic is calming to me, helps me think. I wish I could find a custom Android launcher that looks like that.
Show threadZen Heathen 🇨🇦Mar 25
This one, but fix it up for me:
Zen Heathen 🇨🇦Mar 23

I think perhaps I need a big, neon sign in my room--perhaps just *outside* my room--something simple, clear and focused, an easily-communicated message, like "FUCK"... to communicate to my loved ones that I am overwhelmed and they should simply NOT.

I know that the cat litter needs to be scooped. I know that no one else seems capable of ever doing it unless I am literally recovering from surgery. But I am *four fucking minutes out of the shower* and contemplating the increasing likelihood of nuclear annihilation, and maybe right now is not the time to remind me.

I need to be able to switch that sign on.

FUCK.