I miss being able to go to the grocery deli counter and order a sandwich platter--you know, little triangles, four or five kinds, piled high on a platter? My wife calls them "funeral sandwiches".

If you can even find a place that does any such thing anymore, either it's all ciabatta and crap, or it's nothing but egg salad and ham.

Can't seem to get decent funeral sandwiches anymore. Outside of making friends with a church auxilliary who does their own, is there anywhere you can still get that?