Yog Sothoth

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Finally convinced Elon Musk is a moron

Just a reminder that two prominent Federalist Society members wanted to overthrow the government by fraud and then have the government murder you if you objected.

Eat that with your fuckinโ€™ Chick-fil-A sack lunch.

In the meantime, if you would like to know what a DeSantis-Musk conversation is like, imagine the alien wearing Vincent D'Onofrio's skin attempting to banter with the "wish him away into the cornfield" child from Twilight Zone
Good lord, seriously? Did they fire all their editors?
Elon traveled the world in 2022, foreign trips this year include:
Brazil ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท
France ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
Italy ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
Greece ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท
Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด
Germany ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
United Kingdom ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Qatar ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
See how much CO2 this added up to here: https://elonjet.net/wrapped22
"ElonJet Wrapped 2022"
I'm very confused. Living toilet Andrew Tate has an Elon Musk Personally Guaranteed Blue Check of Authenticity on Twitter. He posted the below yesterday. Yet he's rotting in a Romanian dungeon for rape and human trafficking. How is this possible?

Honestly moving to Mastodon from the bird site feels like I just switched to PBS after years of exclusively watching a reality TV show called, I don't know, EXTREME HATEFEST: ORGY ISLAND or something.

Like, yeah, of course it's going to be a little jarring but trust me it's better this way.

#JohnMastodon is proof that things *CAN* go viral here on Mastodon, but the key is that *YOU* are the algorithm. The reason that the John Mastodon meme showed up on other people's timelines is because so many users boosted the posts.

The lesson here is: please don't just favourite something if you really enjoyed it; BOOST it so that other people can enjoy it, too! This is the only reason why I bother to create as large a social graph as I can on Mastodonโ€”to act as an amplifier. You can, too!โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰