Beezlebubble Bobble

@Xaxifrax
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idgi
Am I the first person to think of “Stone Cold Jane Austen”? Almost certainly not.
Am I gonna let that stop me from feeling a sense of validation with each new notification on that toot? Absolutely not.
Imwo - in my worthless opinion.
I once went to an anime convention doing a very phoned in Dr house cosplay. I'm not sure why.
accidentally swallowed a whole hot dog without chewing and i'm worried about the next 24 hours
As a machine designed entirely to fuck up the phrase "problem matic" upsets me but I find I have no way to properly air my grievances about it.
I'm just a sad dude and the references I make are old and pointless Alexa play tunak tunak tun.
It's upsetting I never have the opportunity to wish people eid mubarak
Illegal fridge mods
Taking an engineering course so I can jailbreak my fridge into dispensing root beer